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I fucking hate this kid

Oh god. 

More like worst teenager in the world

i want to punch this kids face fuck

HOW WAS I NOT AWARE OF THIS FUCKER

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(via the-absolute-best-gifs)

punkarcade:

Last month we wrote about Twine, the free, easy-to-use software that lets you make choose-your-own-adventure style interactive fiction games. Below, find some great picks from discovergames.-LT

discovergames:

Often, I find free games that are good, but for whatever reason do not warrant a full review. They may be too short or too prone to spoilers to review separately, but are still interesting and worth a playthrough. All of today’s picks were made with the simple HTML dev software Twine! Feel free to check out the other two volumes of Twine games here and here. All are playable in your browser, so check them out:

Tower of the Blood Lord - The author says this game “is based on the time I played the first twenty minutes of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2,” and indeed, for the first few minutes, it plays like a straight text adventure version of a modern military shooter. In fact, that part is done so well, that it might have been enough. It’s enjoyable to look at modern FPS mechanics through a different lens, and the prose is well-written and genuinely exciting. 

But if you play around with the game a little, it soon becomes so much more than what it starts as, in a very Frog Fractions-like way. The story is bigger and weirder than you can guess, and it’s also put together really well, utilizing many different style elements of Twine to create something unique. Definitely worth your time.

The River - This is one of those twines that just makes you feel like you’re there. The simple story, heartfelt writing, ASCII art, and suggested soundtrack all come together to form a great, unified artistic vision. There’s not much more I can say; t’s just plain good, and you should try it.

Is This A Game? - This is one of the most laugh-out-loud hilarious Twine games I’ve ever played. If you’ve ever wrung your hands over whether something is truly a “game” or not, and wondered what the consequences of using “game” incorrectly might be, this creation will allow you to find out. But beware - it might not be pretty, so choose your words wisely.